All Mouth All Trousers

Dating is a pretty tricky proposition these days. There was a time when men were just happy that a girl allowed them to talk to her. It now appears that men have slightly more exacting standards.

A friend of ours is moving in with her young stud. Lucky girl. She is in her thirties and he is in his twenties. The age gap is not so great as to be obscene but whilst we are used to seeing an older man with a younger woman, we're not so comfortable with it the other way round.

We have been asking our men what they like about women even though they prefer to tell us what drives them crazy. There are many things on the list although we seem to be hearing that men like it when women do such and such, we just don't do it enough! Anyway, this is just the start of the most popular things on the list;

We love asking what things turn men off women as the replies are so very passionate! I usually have to elbow Pippa to stop her defending her sex, so read and learn;

Of course it does! But it matters more to him than to his lady. We are obviously talking about the one-eyed snake, the willy, the johnson, the little man and whatever ridiculous name given to his manhood!